more of my american-trash magna

read the previous post to know why elipse is coming through my computer.=]

-jay

told ya it wouldnt take long

ok. the next comic in this little series is drawn,scripted,and inked. my moms using the other computer so ill have to post it a little later.
anyways,
my mom actually gave me the idea for the storyline(not a big surprise);the surprise is that it was actually a good idea.(WHAT!!!:P)my mom and me (and my sis's)were in the car driving to the nearest taco bell (so we could eat something before we went to church) when she said:

(mom)"so are you going to draw a comic with elipse in it now?"

(me)"yup."

(mom)"whats it going to be about?"

(me)"i have no clue."

(mom)"*silence*i know!why dont you make it so that everytime someone listens to his music,he can travel there through the music!"

(me)"no,thats a stupid ide...wait?what did you say?thats actually not a bad idea!"

so yeah,elipse is able to travel through his music(think of it as a portal) to whereever someones listening to his music.

hey!!any one from girls youth gruop reading this,the blog address i want to share w/ u guys is:justneedtosurvive.blogspot.com.
the blog's title(we can change it) is :something more,thats what the link on my sidebar is called too.
oh chealsea,i thought of a blognickname for you:the teacher lady:P
and have a nice move to venuazula(or however you spell it)


-jay

the post in wich i ramble

ok. ill make another comic w/elipses as the volunteer.
just as soon as i can think of a plot thingy. hmmm...that proably wont take long.
yeah anyways,(uh...what was i gonna write about?)
me,bj,and tori went to the mall.we usually hang at the park or eat junk food at the gas station;but this was fun.:]
we were sitting on this bench(we were waiting for our ride)and i was bored so i slumped over pretending to be asleep with my tounge hanging out and this weird expression on my face.
only one person walking by noticed and she did a double take before giving me a weird look and walking off.(bj and tori were watching peoples faces for me).then she walked by later and i was sitting up right and acting "normal"(whatever that is.) and she gave me an even weirder look.
she was proably wondering if she was crazy or if i was.:]

i just had a flash backof when me and some friends were prank calling random numbers(dont do that.its not nice.)and we kept calling this one guy( whos name apparently is richard and he kept call n' us molly so we adventually gave up explaining our name "is" barfo mc.makintosh(our favorite prank alias)and just let him call us molly.)and he was getting mad and threating to call the police so my friend handed me the phone and said"quick!distract him!" so i said:

(me)"whats your name?"

(him)"richard!ive told you that a million times now!"

(me)"uhh..like santa's elf?"

(him)"*silence*WHAT!????"

but yeah whatever.:D


_jay

comic part.2

this is my second comic(online anyway).

who wants to be the guest in my next comic?any volunteers?:]its not THAT bad...:D

-jay

ummm,ok,plan b.

my firstavater didnt work because it was scanned in instead of haven a picture tooken.
thats ok because i drew an even cooler pic to be my profile pic.:D


-jay

comic

i drew a blog-related comic.:D

and the other thing is my new avatar. now u can wait a bizillion years before i get around to posting the second (comic)strip.:P

if you dont like the way i drew you(wich i proably will in a later strip) be specific 'bout what you want me to change.:]enjoy.

-jay

imaginary

no matter how many times ferretgirl tells me they dont deliver the mail on sunday;i still go out to the mailbox to check the imaginary mail.
but on a day when they actually DO deliver the mail,i never check it.
i sighned up on you tube.
my screen namw is lifeis2short2waste it. whenever i had to make a screen name in the past,id used something like'deadly loyalities' or insainty.
have i improved or gotten boring?
dont answer that.

-Jay

weird

this is a comic by someone i dont know about things i dont really understand the porpuse of;but still....

oh forget it!its just a stupid comic.

i like it.:]

-Jaiey

y'ello...

apparently, my main purpose in life today is to answer the stupid phone.
yeah.
me and Bj want to go to the pool today so hopeful the weather is good.
need to do my laundry
clean my room
clean my pets cages/tank/litterbox
and so....

ScHoOlS OuT!!!!!!!!
unless u got summer school like me.:P
we sprayed the house 4 ants and *GAG*i think iimgoing to choke.


-JaY

stupid guitar

i need to clean my guinea pig's cage.*makes face* poor things. i need a robot to do this or somethin.....

HEY!you know what i got today?a pic. no,not a picture,a PIC.like for a guitar ya' know...anyways,
i took a paper hole puncher and i uh,punched a hole in it.(duh:])and i made a necklace!:Dlol
....stupid....

no im not still trying to learn guitar.ive given up on the stupid thing.:P
i heard an AMAZING drummer at a local music shop.
he was WAY good.i can only hope and pray im that good one day.
he was playing all these funky beats on a this kit and he was going so fast i couldnt hear what he was playin fast enough.WOW.
i need to seriously practice more.lol.
enough 'bout that.
wher e r u guys these days?u've all gone off and left me!:D

-jAiEy

poem

potent darkness
heartlessness
pain inside
dark reside
fought with light
anothers might
sight restored
hurt no more


-Jay

a song

i wrote another song last night;and well, i want your HONEST opion on it. seriously,even if you just flat out think the whole thing is lame.:]any ideas are welcome too.
anyways, here it is

DRIVING LESSONS

i twist the keys in the ignition,
drivers ed is the mission,
God's in the passenger seat,
the pressures on and so is the heat,
im at the wheel but im along for the ride,
i haave to listen,
forget my wishin,
im blind,
but God can see and He's givin me the keys,
if i dont obey,
try and go my own way,
i'll spin out,
break down,
my head is freakin out,

(chourus:)look out!blind girl drivin!
if i dont trust what i cant see,
i'll spin out!
get outta' the way make room for me.


i hit the gas,
shoot forward way too fast,
God's sayin slow down,
but i dont wanna be found,
im building speed,
im suddenly to scared toobey the one who can see,
i cant see a thing,
but i hear a crash and a scream,
stop!God says,
but its my needs that i seek,
is it too late to slow down,
before i hit the ground,
i hit the brake too hard,
and shutdown and i refuse to start the car,
God's telling me to go,
but i keep saying nonono,

(chourus;x2)


maybe this time i listen,
as once again i start up the ignition,
and this time ill obey,
as i start up and move away,
and its ok its alright,
because God can see and the blind one's me.

(chourus;x2)



uh,yeah...its a work in progress,so seriously;write me back and tell me what you think.:D



-jay

the day jay was marked to be killed

whip! the dart made a barely audible noise befroe it embeded itself in the dart boaard with a picture of a girl's face on it. it looked eery with her grinning cockily at the camera with a dart sticking out of her forhead. he took another long drag on his cigar before puffing a foul smelling fog into the air. "take her out.kill her." he spoke the words like they were discussing dinner plans. silently they nodded and trickled out of the room. jay will die.

im not going to die. and i have not been marked to die. atleast not that im aware of.:P

anyways im going to be taking summer school this summer. not because i HAVE to(uh...i dont,right?) but because i want to make sure im not going to embarass myself when i go to public school next year.i've been kinda' slacking off this year. hehe.oops.

-jay

well..um..yeah,this is my blog thing..uhahauhah.

wahh!!how come all my friends can think of something funny or interesting to post;but when i get on,the only thing that comes to my head is:
did i brush my teeth this morning?no.yes.maybe.i forgot.


bwahhhh!!stupidstupidcomputer!!oh yeah, i've been playing on this little barbie site lately where your character can talk to other peoples...
and,well,allthe little kids pretty much snub me. wich kinda makes me laugh than get offended.i have a problem w/ laughing at unappropiate times. ask snowfire. :]


-jay

from coke to pop

coke,is as american as the flag. just.. u know,not as celebrated. and it doesnt stand for freedom or anything...
but anyways,
i was wondering what u guys/girls call coke in your corner of the world.(not just coke,other soft drinks too.) the state i grew up in we called it coke. everything was called coke.:]lol,guess we only had one flavor.:]but then when we moved here,we called it pop. some people call it soda and some call soda pop.
but its all pretty much the same thing.weird.
oh!i almost forgot. i found some pics online that look like my pop i had yesterday.:D

i have issues i guess...

what's my problem? i mean comeon';there's weird,and there's strange, and then there's (mypersonal favorite) flat-out-plan-old-stupidity.
i was at walmart today,and as we were leaving i wanted something chocolate so,guess what i did; i bought,orange soda. oh no,but JUST ONE wasnt good enough,i had to get TWO. and one is twice is big as the other.
sometimes even I dont know what i was thinking.
any one want to help me finish this?:P


jay

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hmmmm....this post clearly says about me...that i have to much time on my hands....


-JAYjayJAYJaY

a mild rant(brace ur self..)

why is it that people freak out and have the WEIRDEST OUT OF CONTROL reactions to the randomest simplest things i say?i mean,come on;whats up w/ that?
its like i have some weird foot-in-mouth disease and i cant say anything right.
i got a nasty in-ur-face e-mail from a friend a litlle while ago.
u know,im not going to answer it. ive explained so many times.....
u know what?forget it.just, whatever.its just a dumb email;no biggie.

-jay

ps.i need to learn to be more tolerant and not let things get to me so easy.
im forgiven,not perfect. -_- *sigh*

(insert post title here.)

should update,but,dont feel like it....
wahhh!!!
an ultimate mud fight is in the planning process,uh...a smallish water fight has tooken place...oh!!
and i got the most coolest star warrsie water gun ever!mooohahhahha!ill try and put a pic on here...neva mind,couldnt find a pic.

blahbalhahahblalhablbalhqblaljlablaljalblab

-JAYjayjAy

phantom song

why is it,whenever you have a really good song your making up in your head,you can never manage to get it out of your head and onto the paper;and the harder yout try,the more it threatens to dissappear like a half forgotten memory?



-JaIeY

ps.i dreamed i was fighting aliens in sams club last night.

Jekle and Hyde

welcome!welcome! this my humble abode...yes,yes;a little unnerving after all the years of this firghtful weather.hmmm,..never has it stopped raining....hmmm...
but yes,anyways,lets go into the pool room/parlor and start the party.
*walks down creepy hall and enters a room**walks over to bar and pours turpentine ,batwings,and a newt eye,into a cup and stirs*here,this is your drink.....



(role play the partyguest[s]!!do it!!!!im role playing jekle/hyde.)



*your turn. -jay*

oh no shes back again...

im here!!!yes, still. blah blah blah blah......


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