a recent conversation of mine

(me)yeah
(buddy)k
(me)wahhh!eveil alien monkeys r attacking!
(buddy)moohaha!this is the monkey leader talking.surrender or we will turn u into a headless chicken trying to dance the tango!i will laugh maniacly again:MWAHAHA!
(me)wahhh!not a headless chicken trying to dance the tango!the horror!the tradgedy!the insainty!the pudding cups!we will never surrender!never!we will dance the dance of uppity-boxers!WE.WILL.SURVIVE!

*disco music plays*